As he boils in a cauldron of consequences he created, President Trump wails that he is the victim of “the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!”

“With all of the illegal acts that took place in the Clinton campaign & Obama Administration, there was never a special councel appointed!” Trump tweeted Thursday morning.

Yep, the President of the United States can’t spell “counsel.” Also, he failed to name any specific “illegal act,” which should be easy if they’re as numerous and flagrant as he insinuates.

In a follow-up, the Tweeter-in-Chief whined, This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!”

It’s easy to dismiss these missives as routine unhinged outbursts, but for once there is evidence to support one of Trump’s crazy claims. For months, self-proclaimed witches across the country and overseas have been “hexing” the president. Read this fun story for the details.

Considering the calamities that have befallen the Trump White House over the past few weeks, it’s easy to believe the man has been cursed. Wednesday’s abrupt appointment of former FBI director Robert Mueller to investigate the Trump campaign’s alleged (and increasingly obvious) ties to Russian enemies of democracy is sure to cast a dark spell on what’s left of his presidency.

Mueller is no witch, but he is a seasoned hunter. He can be expected to steadily turn up the heat on Trump’s cauldron until it boils over.

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble…