A shameless political stunt that cost anemic, red-blooded American taxpayers nearly $250,000 has fiscal conservatives, everyday Republicans and hard-right talk radio calling for the addled head of the vice president.

Joe Biden went a runway too far when he used an enormously expensive airplane and a small army of security to attend an Indianapolis Colts game he had no intention of sitting through.

Biden aides admitted that the vice president planned to leave the minute America-hating  NFL players took a knee during the national anthem. Biden’s boss, Muslim Kenyan Communist Socialist Barack Hussein Obama asked Biden to leave when the inevitable protest began.

Biden did his master’s bidding, tweeting: I left today’s Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.

Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell blasted the stunt as an arrogant waste of taxpayer dollars in support of an anti-American agenda bent on destroying God’s Favorite Nation.

Ryan and McConnell immediately opened joint Congressional investigations into this nakedly political abuse of public resources.

This just in: The nakedly political abuse of public resources was committed by Vice President Mike Pence at the direction of President Donald Trump.

Never mind.